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TAGS: better
Rating: 4.68/5

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TAGS: are you better off than you were 14 trillion dollars ago
Rating: 4.11/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:15 pm
I take it back. He did run for President. Another keeper.

Warming earth -

TAGS: make your world better
Rating: 2.36/5

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Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 9:34 pm
And "intelligent" may be debatable. Perhaps sentient is a better adjective.
Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 9:31 pm
No it doesn't. Earth does its thing, but this is the first time in earth's history that an intelligent species recognizes it's affect on that process.
ipaprime - July 30, 2014, 2:34 am
read some history. just befor the little ice age the earth experance a brief warming period. lesson the earth don't need our help to change
Zeitguy - July 29, 2014, 9:57 pm
Why is this concept so d*** hard to grasp! Please accept the fact that your home may be experiencing a short cold spell, but the whole planet over the last century is getting h**ter. Period!
Bandit5906 - July 28, 2014, 9:00 pm
Coolest Summer On Record In The US
Zeitguy - July 27, 2014, 11:30 am
I common misconception is confusing weather with climate.
ipaprime - July 26, 2014, 9:21 pm
What is this warming you speak of? Coolest summer in years here. Several record low high temperatures.

GREAT SPIN - One cost of living increase in this your 4th year (a reelection year) and you profess support for the elderly on Social Security

MICHELLE : "THIS MAN DOESN'T TAKE A DAY OFF." - 11 weekends in a row that Obama has gone golfing.His 14th outing this year and the 72nd of his presidency.

OBAMA: 2012 - Pop Quiz: Under who's watch was Bin Laden killed? (A) Obama (B) Bush (C) Romney Correct Answer = Your vote for 2012



AN INKED PRESIDENT - It would probably beat the hell out of all the current Presidential candidates

ASK YOURSELF THIS... - "Are you better off than you were four years ago?"-Ronald Reagan

OOPS - We clearly elected the wrong monkey...twice!

YES WE DID! - Kill Osama!

AMERICA KNOWS BETTER - Best Romney quote of the night!

TAGS: knows better
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 1:14 am
I aspired to be on it! Why should I pay 180 bucks a month for a phone? It's my right and I should have it for free...and guns are my right so I want that for free too...I have my teeth...dental is not free...but it should be!
arnnatz - October 17, 2012, 12:51 am
Are you on welfare? Do you have your own teeth? If so, more than one? No phone for you
KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 12:31 am
YouTube? What's that? There were protests? Gimmie a phone!

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS - Good News: The Unemployment rate dropped to 9.4% today. Bad News: Mostly because people gave up looking for work. Government Statistics in action!

Lights out -

TAGS: stupid liberal policies better stock up now while you can
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - December 20, 2013, 11:43 am
I'm probably going to end up paying out the a$$ for LED bulbs. I'm a capitalist but in the end mercury in the enviroment pisses me off.

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FORE-WARD - 100 more rounds of golf!

TAGS: g o t u s america knows better
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - May 9, 2013, 12:24 am
just saw a story- more time was spent golfing than working on the economy according to a watchdog group looking at the WH calendar.... was there ever any doubt?

"REALLY"? - America knows better!

TAGS: better
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 2:01 pm
At least the ones that haven't been bought off do...

Healthcare dot gov versus YouTube -

American outsourcing -

If Obamacare enrolled 6 people on the first day because of glitches and problems... -


TAGS: you better be sure
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - September 14, 2013, 10:34 pm
Sure they promised to give up it's chemical weapons as long as Israel gives up it's nuclear weapons! They will never give up their weapons...ever!
Curlyrocks - September 13, 2013, 9:43 pm
From the evidence I have read about it does look like a**ad fired the weapons. But the fact remains that Syria has agreed to give up its chem weapons, which is better than Al-Queda getting hold of them, which would happen if the US backed them to victory.

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MR. BOEHNER...... - How do we begin? Hmmmm YOU'RE FIRED Return the gavel, you're no better than Nancy was

OBAMA STYLE RECOVERY - Are we really better of than 2008 hahaha


what's better? -

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YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME - Even grocery store employees are unionized these days?

A BETTER CHOICE - a bigger economy instead of a bigger intrusive government! Why can't Democrats wake up and smell the coffee?



HOPE & CHANGE - This is now my retirement fund now that Barney and Chris raided Fannie and Freddie, and Harry and Nancy and Barry have completed their social engineering programs to spread my wealth

WATCH THE HILARITY ENSUE - As two misfit leaders try to do it "my way yes my way make all our dreams come true for me and you", this fall on NBC.

EVEN DEMOCRATIC GOVERNORS - Make better presidents than former community organizers who vote "present" as state senators and like to hold fancy dinner parties while the economy tanks.

REALITY CHECK FOR NON-MOONBATS - Groupthink is for sheeple. However, I wonder: Are you better off now under Pelosi and Reid than you were 5 years ago? Are you better off now with Obamunism or Obamanomics spreading your wealth?

VOTING - some are too good to stand in line

BIN LADEN - I demand to see his long form death certificate!

So now I wonder -

BASED UPON THE INCREDIBLE - Readership vs. Leadership Obama has displayed thus far

THE PUBLIC OPTION - The GOP hates it because having a option to compete with private insurance is a bad thing.

REPUBLICANS - How's that weak on national security thingy working out for y'all?

Target Market -

TAGS: better education the only answer
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - March 9, 2015, 10:40 pm
Cosby would've worked too.
fauxnews - March 9, 2015, 8:45 pm
lol X-D
Curlyrocks - March 9, 2015, 4:10 pm
They should change the sign to a picture of Woody Allan and say "Don't be a nerdy Jewish awkward white nerd, Boning your step daughter is wrong"
Curlyrocks - March 9, 2015, 2:35 pm
I don't think any one having 2 kids at 16 can read, and neither can the step father.

better than all others -

Gitmo Jihadis Receive Better Healthcare Than Our Veterans, Who The Jihadis Tried To Kill -

we can do better than this -